bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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shutupvevo:

seeing your ex in public and trying to act cool

ostracizedpoodle:

nervuos:

why is it so windy at ball games

because of all the fans

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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.