tyleroakley:

when I scream, “HEY NOW,” your response of “this is what dreams are made of” or “you’re an all star” really determines my opinion of you

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb  (via secretsbest)
cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

skarvika:

“reblogging for the comment”

image

meladoodle:

llttlemermaid:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.