If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
wtf is an acronym
when you find $2 in the side of the couch
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
It got better
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it
walking a drunk friend like