demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

franksroofing:

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

franksroofing:

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

h0odrich:

when you run into someone from high school you hella didn’t want to run into on the train

h0odrich:

when you run into someone from high school you hella didn’t want to run into on the train

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend